Kezza & Krewe


alisieck:

When you play a video game with really good graphics

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be-blackstar:

thenobleflesh:

listoflifehacks:

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LEARN SISTERS AND BROTHERS. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

they said “bra wearer” 

respect, lifehacks. 



jaclcfrost:

you provide me with no canon backstory for a character or explanation for an event?

your mistake

posted 3 hours ago via fwiffo · © jaclcfrost with 256 notes
#me

  • Me, age 13: Um, no, I'm not a 'furry' call it 'anthro' -please-. I don't associate with smelly nerds and perverts. Can't you tell from the "ANTI-FURRY PORN" button on my deviantart journal? Also, I type like this.
  • Me, my 20s: who awnts THE ULTIMATE MOTHERFUCKING YIFF
posted 3 hours ago via nightmarecourt · © with 9,583 notes

unexplained-events:

Strange Marine Creature

This strange creature was filmed underwater by drillers in the deep ocean. It is unknown what the creature is exactly, but theories about the mysterious animal range from a jellyfish to an unknown marine version of the Loch Ness monster to a whale placenta. It looks like an underwater dementor.

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How RP works

lady-of-rohan:

  1. Plot out a legitimate RP idea with your partner
  2. Start RP
  3. THE RP IS NOW PORN

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Send ‘SPIT IT OUT!’ and I’ll randomly generate a number. Whatever number it is, my muse will blur it out to you!

sidestuiff:

It’s gonna be a mixed bag. Go with caution!

Numbers: 1 - 50

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lotticauda asked: ""Excuse me...""

16. In an Embarrassing/Provocative Costume

Her ears shoot upright, but are quick to reclaim their casual stance as the taller asura turns to address her guest with a pleasant smirk.

"Oh, hello Thimm. I hadn’t anticipated your early arrival." Taqq’s smile warms itself, contrasting the over-application of splattered black eyeliner and matching skale-leather leggings. The psychologist makes no motion of modesty to conceal her absolutely bare torso, and instead rubs at her face with a towel.

"Or have I misplaced the hour? I suppose that extra encore might’ve pushed my time budget further than intended." The vigorous rubbing does little more than smear the make-up across her features, but her smile shines a sharp white under the dark marks.

"You are invited to my performances, if you ever become interested. You may find Syn-Tax a more welcoming place than its reputation’s lead you to consider.”

posted 7 hours ago with 1 note